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Looky looky! I'm not too dumb for the Internet!
Hello, my name is Countess Flippula. I like to count things. I believe that the meaning of life involves jazz, cheese, and counting things. I live in Ohio. I have mad trumpet skills and traumatic stories about a fellow named Nathan. Ask me about them. I dare you. I like to write things. Beauteous things. Therefore, I will put things on here that I write or something? Ha. You should like them too. But only if you're insane. Or if you simply appreciate some splendid prose. I like prose. You should also listen to Soulcracker. Soulcracker is good. And you should listen to I Don't Know as well. Hello Ben!
I also have a fascination with the television character Brak. He is my hero, along with Beastie, the Michelin man, a guy I talked to on the Internet named Ben, my substitute algebra teacher, Norm MacDonald, and whoever came up with the idea to make glow-in-the-dark bunnies. If you have any thoughts on Brak, please share them with me. I love to have in depth discussions about Brak. |
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No valid site updates! I'm a silly head!
I just started this site. I might add something later, but I certainly won't keep track of exactly when or how I do this. It's more fun as a surprise! I have a very important question for all of you. The question is: Would you eat a taco that had fallen into a deep-fat fryer if it was given to you completely free of charge? If I can find someone to write an amusing essay on this subject, I may very well post it on the site. |
This is ME!!!
Up there, the picture!
Stelly-d drew it for me! And I love it so! |
I would just like all of you to know...
That I love you. You have stumbled upon my inner sanctum and not run away screaming like a silly little hamster on a pogo stick farm. I really do appreciate this. And if you read my stories, I'll send you telepathic happy rays. Seriously. Don't think I can't do this. I would also like you to know that my very bestest friends in the whole world are Rachel and Rachel. Hi Rachel! Don't think I don't appreciate you just because I mentioned Ben first! I had to mention Ben.
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To whomever invented bellbottoms...
I appreciate your invention. They make my butt look good and my calves look stylin'. I would also like to say that I love AP. He's special. Perhaps one day I'll meet him and say, "I like your band. Do you have any weasel farms in Ireland?" |
This picture looks like the inside of my brain
This picture is purdy. It reminds me of the time that I hit my head really hard and forgot where I put my toothbrush.
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